Alfie for England. Well, not yet. - Scott Heavey
With the Chelsea game being played on Wednesday, and Transfer Deadline Day falling on a Thursday, we bring you Tweets of the Week on a Friday. Feels weird, huh?
We begin with Morro having a bit of Ball Boy banter.
Ball boy had closer control than me! #devestated #robbingaliving
Wonder if the ball boy would have chosen to be the big spoon or little spoon ... #cuddles
BALLBOY DOWN
Hunt gets involved.
I kick the ball from under my niece like that and she starts laughing she's only 2! Mountain out of a mole hill!! Sorry guys #opinions
Whilst Pearce (who should have been called up from the start), gets an Ireland call-up to replace former Royal loanee Darren O'Dea.
Alex Pearce called up to replace Darren O'Dea. Trap spoke to club and O'Dea and has agreed to let him stay in Canada for pre season training
#AMinuteForChris at the Sheffield United game.
You, the fans, have suggested rising in the 3rd minute of the game to thank Chris for his efforts - and we fully agree! #aminuteforchris
Not that he did it for this, but big respect to @royaltypoints who I believe was first to moot the Armstrong tribute #readingfc v #sufc
#aminuteforchris Cant think of a better person. Huge respect for what he went through, battling MS still turning out for @readingfc#legend
And it gets a bit emosh with the return of Kitson.
Kitson reveals first text he received after cup draw was from Brian McDermott, message simply said "welcome home Kits" #readingfc @walkerkw
Ady and Mick giving me terrible stick for my hero worship of Dave Kitson. Arguably Reading's greatest ever striker now playing for Sheff U.
Hunt gets a brace against Sheffield, and Ady comes up with a wonderful hashtag
Nice to see @boyhunt on the score sheet again.. #salmon
Jimmy Kebe, he tweets what he wants!
On my way to Newcastle, having medical then sign a 4 years contract.Thank you all for your support you've been outstanding !!!! 😉😉
#Reading winger Jimmy Kebe has announced he is to join #Newcastle on a 4-year contract, subject to a medical. Full story to follow.
Reading winger Jimmy Kebe says he is going to Newcastle for a medical ahead of a four-year deal #NUFC
Reading winger Jimmy Kebe has announced on Twitter that he is to join Newcastle on a four-year contract #nufc
He's Jimmy Kebe - he jokes when he wants #readingfc
Oups i thought if you're french and play football u just pop in to Newcastle and sign a contract 😁😁Not a chance of leaving #LoveReadingFc#
Jimmy Kebe, the Premier League's first internet troll. That's brilliant.
Turns out Jimmy Kebe was just being funny/silly/annoying and that he's not moving to Newcastle after all. What a cad.
Just read @jkebe tweet and shit myself!! Don't do that again 😡
Turns out Reading's Jimmy Kebe was joking when he tweeted that he's moving to Newcastle. Guess he wants to stay in the Premiership instead.
What a joker! Reading player @jkebe getting up to some #TransferMischief He fooled the BBC and all! twitter.com/paddypower/sta…
Hey @jkebe - if you did sign for Newcastle, this would be your new boss: Gerard De Pardew! twitter.com/MirrorFootball…
Only way this could have been better is @jkebe going to #NUFC, having the medical then turning round to Pardew, pull up his socks and leave
@sunreading Think you'll find he embarrassed the media not the club #readingfc
I love that joke of jimmy kebe. Funny one
ALF gets some stick from Man U fans.
“@camjob97: “@a1f1e9: Couldn't be more buzzin for Man U away in the 5th round of the #facup #dream”Its 'Man united', get it right.”💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
“@micky_mackney: @a1f1e9 @camjob97 Manchester United, man united or man utd.... never Man U you TWAT!!!!!”#getalife
@a1f1e9 @micky_mackney Man U Man U Man U Man U Man U Man U Man U Man U hahaha what a little girl!! It's Man United not Man U Booohooo
@a1f1e9 @mrcollins1986 hahahahaha u shut him down!
“@robclare1097: @a1f1e9 you really have pissed of the Man U fans... #haha”man united hahaha don't start this again
Rumours spread about Nicky Shorey going all Gazza.
Everyone is free to have there own opinion on things, but when those opinions are based on something that is not true then what !? .......
......All you end up doing is spreading malicious lies about innocent people #getyourfactsrightfirst
Some fun chants at the Chelsea game.
"Get behind your manager" chant Royals fans to Chelsea #readingfc tinyurl.com/arw6qhl
Followed by: "Rafa Benitez, he thinks you're all scum" tinyurl.com/arw6qhl#readingfc
"No noise from the Waitrose boys" now from Chelsea tinyurl.com/arw6qhl #readingfc
Probably the best tweet of the week, given the final score.
Chelsea are well in control with 15 mins remaining. #CFC
Time for a dad joke.
It must be sad for Chelsea fans who are READING the scores #crap #getoutofhere #giveup #dontquityourdayjob
Some Akpan love.
On a non-#ALF-themed note, The Akpan Van has 3 assists in two games. We know what we're doing when we sign lower-league players.
And a little bit of ALF love.
Can that window shut now because Alfie is on flames, 2 touches 2 goals, amazing
“@jonshaw101: Jim Gannon was right about you @a1f1e9 #impactsub your on flames pal, congrats”fack an off withur impact sub shout 😡
The most heartbreaking story for Reading fans is that Spurs turned down our £10,000,000 advances to bring Gylfi home. Eesh.
News we almost signed Gylfi is like your Mum telling you she nearly got you the present you really wanted for Christmas but they'd run out
What have been your favourite tweets from the past 9 days? Let us know.
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